“Tonight. We are young. So let’s set the world on fire, we can burn brighter, than the sun.”

Well I did mention that I would keep everyone updated on my “dating” life….

…So far, it has gone no where. I have yet to be taken on a date since my last post about this, but have been offered by three people a FWB’s relationship.

Here is how things went with all events:

#4. I have decided to just kind of call it off with this guy. He said that “FWB’s was too crass and dating was too formal” and I don’t do gray areas. So therefore we are done. The sex was alright, I could complain about that but in the end I learned a few things about myself.

#1. Has returned, or really just texts me on weekend when he has been drinking. We’ve actually had some conversations where he has been sober and it has been nice. He still asks me to come over and I usually deny but we’re almost back to where it used to be. Weird how things come full circle. The ship has sailed but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun between the sheets.

#5. A lovely new transplant from London, UK. He was respectful but just looking for someone to hang out with even though he kissed me hello and goodbye every time we met. These were not just kisses on the cheek, these were full on lip-locs. He never tried to pursue anything more which was nice but also left me confused if he just wanted to be friends or if something more was going to come out of it. Either way, work has kept him really busy so we’re not hanging out anymore. Oh well, at least it didn’t end badly.

#6. Will have a whole post dedicated to him because he is the most current. Look forward to it.

In the end, I am a one man CB. Old wisdom says that when one door closes another door opens. I don’t want to have more than one FWB at a time, I would much prefer to be in a relationship but in the beautiful chorus of the song “We Are Young” by Fun:

“Tonight, we are young. So let’s set this world on fire, we can burn brighter, than the sun.”

I am young. I can do what I want and not feel the pressures of the world telling me what I’m “supposed” to do. 

Dear CB’s,

Sorry for the delay in our bitchy lives. As most you know, life sometimes gets in the way of sharing our feelings, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t acting out our bitchy attitudes. 

The holidays are a perfect time to get catty and we clearly stepped up our game. More to come soon!

xoxo,

Sugar Tits.

You know that feeling when you have so much to say, but you can’t put it into words? 

Well, that’s how I’ve been feeling lately.

Now I have been to the edges of catty, and I’m still trying to work out a few kinks in my thoughts.

What people should you not be a catty bitch towards?

Friends, family? Where should you draw the line?

I don’t think such a line should exist. Recently I got into a pretty monumental argument with a family member, and I feel like I held back a lot, when I know as a catty bitch, I should not have. Now, after the argument is over and done with, I wish I would have cut deeper. I have never been one to hold back, but is family where I should start worrying about feelings and shit? I don’t fucking think so.

I pride myself in not having feelings, and the fact that I let someone, ANYONE get the better of me makes me fucking sick.

I’m glad that I have some sort of media outlet with 4 followers I can unleash this on.

LoveHate,

The Queen Cunt

CB’s in training:

A new link has been added on the right hand side: Ask The Bitches Anything. If you have a troubling question on how to handle a situation or just need to know the proper Catty Bitch behavior, PLEASE ASK! We are here for you, to encourage you to become the best CB that you can be.

xoxo.

Where do I start? It seems such an effortless existance being a catty bitch.

Such things are just simply not true.

I find the whole “Nice to your face, cunt behind your back” thing to be a lot more complicated than previously stated. I have found that this rule only applies when there is a symbiotic relationship between the cunt, and the one being “cunted” upon. I have found, in my experience, that unless there is something to be gained, that this level of courtesy is not needed. If you see nothing but irritating conversations, and awkward social status in the future, dump the shit now. Don’t waste your time with such relationships.

When there is something to be had from the person, nice behavior is up to your complete discretion.

I also agree with Sugar Tits, I don’t find that we are obsessed with our social status. I find it is quite the opposite. My Catty Bitches are completely unaware of our social status, because for lack of a better saying, we really don’t give a fuck. If you like us, good. If we don’t like you, sucks to suck.

You must also have a bit of sublty, as over rated as it is. This is how my cunt operates. I don’t like you, until you give me a reason to. The whole “nice guys finish last” thing is completely true. I find that to get anywhere in the world, you must be ruthless. Even though this is frowned upon, it is done so by people below you.

“I don’t care what you think, as long as it’s about me”

You’re never going to get anywhere being “caring” or “compassionate”, unless the whole non-profit thing is your cup of tea.

Also, don’t fuck with the order of things. People are in places for a reason. If you are aware that a fellow catty bitch is bitchier than you, do what you do to everyone else you encounter. USE THEM! Grow from them, learn from them. Don’t hate on them, unless you have a serious problem. Which, when dealing with other CB’s should be done in a respectable manner. If not, you can have a serious problem that WILL NOT end with a pleasant solution.

Now to all my catty bitches out there. A stranger is a tissue you haven’t used yet.

No statement has ever had more truth behind it.

LoveHate,

The Queen Cunt.

Tips for CB’s and their potential partners: When looking into friends with benefits, dating and being in a relationship, there are different rule sets for different techniques. I don’t care which game we play as long as I know the rules for the game.

Friends with benefits: Usually this stems from two people who just want to get laid and neither person wants to be in a relationship. This can be an excellent choice when you have an itch that needs to be scratched, either on a regular basis or just a one time thing.

The FWB option is also beneficial because it usually involves “no strings attached” sex with none of the awkward cuddling, deep-rooted thoughts that you are not performing well or the awkward, “When will I see you again?” conversation on the doorstep. It also involves a mutual agreement that you will not sleep with anyone else as long as you are sleeping with your friend. If something does happen with someone else you must be UPFRONT and honest as soon as possible. A CB will understand, don’t make the mistake of not telling her or she will unleash her fury on you.

When involved with this though, you both must remember that neither one of you can become attached or it ruins the game. If one person wants to take something to the next level it could seriously cost the friendship you originally started with. Just because there was a movie about this option doesn’t mean you will have a fairytale ending. A FWB relationship rarely goes to the next level. So if you think you have more than “FWB on your mind” I say get the hell out now! BUT, I highly recommend this option when both parties are aware of what game you are playing. 

Dating: First off, let me just state: Dating does not mean you are in a relationship. There is no official Facebook notice for this. Thank you. Dating means there is a mutual attraction between two people and you are going to hang out to see where it goes. This is different than just hanging out with someone because you understand there is a possibility for something more. It’s also different from a relationship because the level of commitment and trust.

This is the time where you want to start “wooing” a Catty Bitch. A CB will not invest time in you unless they know it is worth it. Every CB knows that you have to earn their respect and trust. It will not just be given to you because in the end we all know you are going to fuck it up. 

Take us out to dinner, try and hold our hand, ask before you shove your tongue down our throats and for goodness sake DO NOT try and sleep with us on the first date (we may like to have sex but we have no idea where your sex has been). That’s what the previous option is for. Just because you buy us dinner and we flirt does not mean I want to find out what is in your pants this evening. I have a pretty good idea about what’s going on down under and if I can decide it’s not worth it by looking at it, then it’s not worth it. Get over it. You have to work hard to experience the greatness of a CB in bed.

When dating someone not all of the same rules apply as in a FWB relationship. If you are dating someone you might have to wait until a certain point to have the “no sex with anyone else” conversation. Until then, your other FWB relationship can still stand. Hand holding, kissing and general PDA are fair game because you are dating.

Honesty is still the most important thing to remember. If a date doesn’t go too well that’s okay, another one can be right around the corner or at least the next night with someone else.

A Relationship: This is the most elusive of the three, the pinnacle of the entire dating world. This is where two people have made the commitment to one another to not date anyone else and develop a real relationship with each other. It usually involves a high level of trust and commitment from both parties along with communication and hard work (and of course the official change from “single” to “in a relationship” on Facebook).

To achieve this option a lot of time and dedication must be used. This isn’t something for the faint of heart, it is an option that can have significant consequences if not taken seriously. It can also be the most rewarding though. When a CB is committed to one person and they are committed in return the possibilities are endless. 

A CB will probably take you out of the town to show you off, take care of themselves to make sure they are the best they can be for you, dirty dance with you, make passionate love in all kinds of places of your choice and have your back at anytime (just remind a CB to take their earrings off before getting into a bar fight).

In a relationship with a CB, you will not be having sex with anyone else or they will cut off your manhood. You will not be disappointed in their sex drive or their horizontal/vertical skills. You will want to spend most of your time with them when free time is allotted. Of course you will make time for them and have an honest curiosity about their lives. There will be no define the relationship talk when you are in a relationship with a CB, they will have none of it. You either are or your not, and if the CB approves when all is said and done you can decrease your status to FWB, skipping the dating option.

Hope this helps all the CB’s who are in the dating world right now or the guys who want to date a Catty Bitch. These are a few guidelines to follow. Of course you can try and play by your own rules but keep in mind a CB is always the ruler of this kingdom and you will understand to live in their world. Don’t fuck with a Catty Bitch and they will not fuck with you.

xoxo, CB Sugar Tits.